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Something Silly

This has been going round and round in my head for a while now, so maybe writing it down will help get it out of my system.

If you don’t like puns, I’m sorry. Very, very sorry.

When you’re diving the reef and an eel bites your feet,
That’s a moray.

When the newscaster’s tie flickers, hurting your eye,
That’s a moiré.

When a Mexican sauce contains chocolate, of course,
That’s a molé.

When a great Templar knight curses kings, burning bright,
That’s de Molay.

When a Biblical scene has cross-hatching that’s keen,
That’s a Doré.

  1. May 1, 2012 at 2:08 pm

    Thanks a mill had a giggle

  2. Ant
    May 1, 2012 at 2:24 pm

    When Cicero sneers at the acts of his peers
    That’s o mores!

  3. Ant
    May 1, 2012 at 2:48 pm

    When glaciers sweep debris into a heap
    That’s a moraine!

  4. Ant
    May 1, 2012 at 3:20 pm

    When the chef serves the fish in a cheese covered dish
    That’s a mornay!

  5. Ant
    May 2, 2012 at 3:27 pm

    When Cúchulainn espies a foe of great size
    That’s Fomóraig!

  6. May 18, 2012 at 4:17 pm

    When a mad professor zaps one thing and makes four
    That’s a more-ray.

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