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Something Silly
This has been going round and round in my head for a while now, so maybe writing it down will help get it out of my system.
If you don’t like puns, I’m sorry. Very, very sorry.
When you’re diving the reef and an eel bites your feet,
That’s a moray.
When the newscaster’s tie flickers, hurting your eye,
That’s a moiré.
When a Mexican sauce contains chocolate, of course,
That’s a molé.
When a great Templar knight curses kings, burning bright,
That’s de Molay.
When a Biblical scene has cross-hatching that’s keen,
That’s a Doré.
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Graeme Davis 
Thanks a mill had a giggle
When Cicero sneers at the acts of his peers
That’s o mores!
Very nice!
When glaciers sweep debris into a heap
That’s a moraine!
When the chef serves the fish in a cheese covered dish
That’s a mornay!
When Cúchulainn espies a foe of great size
That’s Fomóraig!
When a mad professor zaps one thing and makes four
That’s a more-ray.